DIMENCIONER

You know how you sometimes bring breakfast to bed and you bolt it down faster than quick. You then let the plate stand in bed while you use all your valuable time just surfing the net thinking about how you really should get up and make use of the beautiful day instead of wasting your life in that strange internet dimension. A few hours later you wake up from the evil dimension again believing it´s still 8 am just to see the plate is still there. And on it one perfect little bitesize of toast with avocado is waiting flirtatiously - and you wonder how you could have possibly missed it. Rapidly you snatch it off the plate, place it in your watering mouth, and cheerish yourself for leaving it there earlier...or, wait..wait..a memory comes up in your head. Something was wrong here...and it is then, with the delicious bitesize avocadotoast half way down your throat that you realize it was the piece you put aside after dropping it on the hairy carpet.

And once again you paid the price for being sucked in to that evil dimension...

Kreativitetsbomb

Every time I am about to move I imagine life changing things happening like me having a baccilione time to do all these amazing things on my amazing-things-to-do-list.
Perhaps if I stop spending my time philosophizing over what I am doing the presence of time would suddenly light up this creative bomb to magnificent exloptions ...